This will make it harder to watch them flush your money

Read this, then let’s talk about why it’s funny:

“The Board shall establish and maintain…a user-friendly, public-facing website to foster greater accountability and transparency in the use of covered funds. The website…shall be a portal or gateway to key information relating to the Act and provide connections to other government websites with related information.” — American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009

Here’s the punchline: The Obama Administration’s Recovery.gov website will cost you and me $18 million to redesign – not design, but re-design.  In fairness, the redesign itself costs only $9.5 million, with $8.5 million set aside for site upkeep over the next five years (a little over $14,000 per month).

No one can figure out how the company that received the contract received the contract – according to TechPresident, no government entity knows.

The most expensive website design project I’ve ever led cost $60,000 – and that was because the vendor I worked with gave me a few breaks.  But the point is that I know people who could easily design and build a nice looking website that would do all that Recovery.gov needs to do for less than a $1 million, and maybe for less than half that.  It’s the technological equivalent of the famed $500 hammers used by the Pentagon: it simply doesn’t make sense.  Given the expense, transparency in the bidding process is that much more important.

It’s like listening to music in the Dark Ages

When you turn 30, it takes less and less to make you feel old.  Case in point for me is the reaction of a British teenager whom the BBC convinced to give up his iPod to carry around a Walkman for a week.

An no, not a “Walkman” as in Sony’s MP3 players.  Scott Campbell carried around a portable cassette player.  Taunts and ridicule from his peers made him eager to give it up, although there was some technological confusion, too – for example, it took Scott a bit to figure out that the tapes were two-sided.

And of course, Scott complains about the size, the shortage of music on a single tape, and other inconveniences – but probably because these damn kids today with their music don’t know what us children of the 80’s had to go through…